There isn’t a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. Sometimes, there’s a bucket of blood and LSD.
It’s too bad Cal hates ballet, because the tutu monster is going to make him star in the dance of a lifetime.
Fiona’s brutal allergies have made her wish she was dead many times. The nose monster will change her mind.
How dangerous could a monster with the power to unravel knitting be?
Do you dread spending holidays around your family? The Thanksgiving monster feels your pain. Oh, how it feels your pain.
Do you have an excruciatingly boring, mind-numbing job? The Paperclip Man wants to make your work a little more interesting.
This tooth fairy monster will gladly give you money for your pearly whites, but you probably aren’t going to enjoy the delivery method.
With smart phones in every pocket, technology is inescapable — and so is the Scream Beast.
No one understands how deep grief cuts better than the razor blade monster.
Unicorns love virgins. This unicorn loves eating them.