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The Thanksgiving Monster

Do you dread spending holidays around your family? The Thanksgiving monster feels your pain. Oh, how it feels your pain.

Do you have an excruciatingly boring, mind-numbing job? The Paperclip Man wants to make your work a little more interesting.

This tooth fairy monster will gladly give you money for your pearly whites, but you probably aren’t going to enjoy the delivery method.

With smart phones in every pocket, technology is inescapable — and so is the Scream Beast.

No one understands how deep grief cuts better than the razor blade monster.

Unicorns love virgins. This unicorn loves eating them.

The slaughter started with a handlebar mustache.

Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the eating habits of miniature mer-zombies. And probably a lot of things you didn’t want to know.

Do you LOVE pumpkin spice lattes? Is PSL season your favorite time of the year? This monster is for you.

Bertram’s hat obsession has cost him a lot—thousands of dollars, most of the space in his house, and his wife. Now it will cost him his life.